Monday, June 14, 2010

What happen's in Vegas

Two women , dressed in all their fine
Hop on to a coach and fly to the distant land
Where hope runs high along with gin and other spirits
There is nothing to dampen their determined wishes

Here comes two lads , so chivalrous and charming
Sweeping them off their feet
To a nearby chapel
They say I do those lovely couples
And in the background croons Elvis's double

The lights dazzle and so does the promise of a fortune
With a dime in hand and a prayer on the lips
They pull the trigger
And Viola they are rich

And so can i write of such lovely daydreams
and alas that's what it can always thou be
A day dream

---------------------------------------------dedicated to kshah for giving the idea of vegas :P and thereby this incredibly stupid poem cant believe i even wrote this !! ----------------------

Friday, June 11, 2010

The Search is On

Disclaimer : Some level of exaggeration and modification of names have been undertaken . Resemblance to any person alive dead on earth or any other planet in the galaxy is purely coincidental

Where is that photo of you in the black saree.. My mom calls me now .. and thus embarks a reminiscence of what ___... i don want any litigations so lets call them say XYZ from now on.

So ya back to the topic what these XYZ people keep reminding through spam emails that seem to find ways to escape my filter parameters . " dearest member : ur a member since june 08 ( is it two years already !!! ) to speed up partner search do consider shifting to our newest plan silver ." as if shifting plans and paying them an exorbitant amount ( .. u c now i am NRI so the rate scale is different.) will help me find my partner or rather as i have come to terms with help me find a son in law for my parents.

All this dates back to that dreadful weekend , after getting placed in cognizant . As i was floating away in euphoria , my mom dragged me away to that small astrologer place . The woman there supposedly according to my mom had really psychic powers and her predictions always came true . But why are we going there i asked my mom , well to help decide to keep this job or go abroad for further studies . Just great so now my future is being planned by a woman who probably doesn't even know what toefl is . As i stepped into that place i should have know i was doomed . should have a had a sense of peril that i was going 2 be thrown into dark deep waters .

There i am suffocating through the overpowering smell of agarbhathi's waiting for our turn in a queue that seemed to have a zillion people , my mom wandered off to explore the place. Warning bells should have rung in my ears then but no as i happily dozed off i was completely unaware that my mom has been let loose in what was not a astrologer's office but primarily a matchmaking service's office . What transpired then i have no idea but something did between the cosmos and my dearest amma because the next thing i know she s asking the desk clerk for a damn membership application and coming back with it. Through the foggy smoke of the room and my mind she asks me to fill it .. "Mom what's happening ena idhu ?? " before i could go into a rant its our turn ..

What happened next was just a perfect culmination of a really weird day ..
Mom's first question . when will my daughter get married .. right now from going 2 US its when i was going 2 go to hell .. so to cut a long story short the astrologer's come along surely with a conniving nature else why else will my future be a vague prediction that i might or might not get married within the year . might or might not go to the US .. but one thing ya surely she said i will surely have a boy and a girl and they will take good care of me . oh gr8 now i need not look for an old age home.

What ensued is a no brainer .. some how i was ganged up upon and presented a solid argument on how my parents had to settle in life and how they were growing old etc etc ..
mom ur overlooking the slight fact that i was not even of legal age yet to get married .. ohh then a long engagement apo until i turn 21 ..

did i even stand a chance ? oh it so happens ya i did .. amma appa r the best u c however it goes my studies career dreams always are a priority..and smart 2 whr els did i get my iq ?. so solution was that i could apply still for my US universities and they promised 2 search for supportive grooms who would not mind me studying r me working for CTS whichever i chose .. win win situation for all of us ..

big q will they ever find such a one amongst an egoistic male species:P :P ( well the ans is pretty obvious considering that i am still single and carefree yet the ensuing events were pretty hilarious)

....... ( to be contd __)


Sunday, June 6, 2010

The World Beyond

Anjana Parvathy .. This post is totally inspired by you .. why ?? well...


See totally because of this ... to prove a point that i dont daydream into a peter pan's world .. well unless it some boring digital signal processing class ( u c i never got the relevance of that).. but apart from that i dont experience inter-realm /out of body/ near death experiences which might cause me to randomly disappear.

Fantasy is when i am floating in a dreamlike state sitting in this chair projecting into the near future when i am off on first class flight to london to watch nadal conquer the wimbledon next, and as he holds the trophy dedicates it to me for my undying support .

But i thks to my quite an adequate IQ i dont entertain such fantasy's . I am deep rooted in reality and would rather watch a movie now ..

but that dream does sound lovely doesnt it :P :P :P :P .. maybe its time i started learning spanish

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Airport Chronicles

23.8 .. Curse the weighing scale .. Open the neatly packed luggage again rummage through it and try to decide what to throw out.. hmm the medicines alone weigh 750gms.. But thinking of the pharmaceutical bills of beutel . It goes in again. appa looks at the earring box . why do u need 30 pairs of earrings . they never get it do they . kanji mavu packets hmm they seem like a good choice. from there amma goes into a tirade on how much vitamins , calcium , protein and her painstaking efforts go into it ..Sighh its 11.45 and i have a flight to catch at 3.30 . I should be a pro at this luggage packing now but sadly not. I think i would rather pay for the extra weight . Resigned i try to fit back in watever i have packed . Gesture my sister to sit on that overflowing suitcase while i try to close it. Athu samsonite bag . Pathu scratch vizha poguthu . Hmm wonder what he will say they see how they throw the luggage into the cargo .

Chennai airport . A teary farewell despite the fact that i will be coming home back in 4 months.
Security check . Indian custom officer : Why did u come 2 india . duhh . its my country , and now i need justification for the visit .
From their the guy who carried my luggage in , lingers around . peel off a couple of hundreds and send him off. somethings in india never change do they .

darn its 2 hrs and some ideas to kill the time.
Airtel booth - call mom and dad despite the long farewell .
Go to the snack bar - but be warned ! 100Rs. for the burger . 50Rs for a bag of chips . Pagal Kolla ( daylight robbery )
Try to be nice to the uncles and aunties sitting next 2 u and patiently answer their question regarding ur life history
Try to sleep despite the incessant noise around you
Patiently wait for the BA flight attendant to call for the lines
Try to shove past the immediate throngs of people and vow to get ur executive club membership next time so tat u can skip the queue

Board the flight past that handsome Indian male attendant who says vankam in a wierd accent .
Resign urself to that fact that u are to be seated btw 2 screaming 6 month old kids , one who can just stop drooling on ur hair and control the urge to shove the ceralac into another one who refuses to eat it but cries still from the hunger. Dont get me wrong i am no evil witch kind , but a long 12 hr flight with kids all around u is bound to kill any sisterly/motherly/kindly instincts in u . Curse BA for the absence of on-demand movies and watch harry potter and 500 days of summer alternatively. Though some say flight food is bad i contradict the same :P .. thats the only saving grace on board . Hot decent meals and chocolates from tuck boxes.

Heathrow- Once one gets past that pain in the neck security check . U c a bustling airport and a almost cinematic picturesque scene. Head straight to that coffee shop in gate b . for an espresso shot 2 get rid of the nagging headache. roam around the duty free shops and wish u could just raid it.

Onboard 2 US - Its indeed ur lucky day when the cute guy with his big backpack-- obviously going back from a Euro rail trip is sitting next to u .. Quick turn of events makes it the worst of the days when a 60 yr old uncle comes and makes him shift 2 the next seat saying its his. Even worse when he has ordered sea food meal plan and every meal s painstaking effort for u not to puke at the sight of raw shrimp .

Landing in houston and waiting in a long queue ur almost asleep by the time u visit the immigration officer who always seems to be a longhorn and is indeed funny but sadly it doesnt get past the cerebral section of ur brain due to an after-effect of a caffeine overdosing and acute lack of sleep and the extreme desire for a long hot bath.

And by the time u reach CS, u wish u had caught the same flight back home. !





Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Summer is here ...

The humid breeze just swifted past my face.. With the sweet taste of a luscious mango drink in my hand, i anticipate the food that will be brought to me whose aroma was now crowding my senses. Through the window i can see the gentle sway of the coconut trees ..

No it was no Hawaii vacation that i was dreaming of , just my home and the vacation that i have given a miss and one which i was romanticizing for a very long time. What your heart desires you will never get and tat seems to be the story of ma life.

I want to go into a long rant on how life sucks but in the end i know i would have simply wasted my breath.

So instead i vow to be content substituting

1. instant nescafe coffee instead of leo coffee
2. frozen udipi masala dosa instead of hot piping paper roast from sarvana bhavan
3. papa john pizza instead of a spicy tingly kadai panner pizza from pizza hut
4. some random scrub from walmart instead of a long luxurious facial at green trends
5. post oak mall instead of my fav citi centre
6. packet popcorn and a random movie on my 14" laptop instead of sinking into the luscious seats at sathyam
7. calling my mother at night 12 and bitching to her abt my day and spoil her morning instead of usually her night.

Monday, May 10, 2010

In a funny pursuit called life

Why do we aim for the stars even though we know it beyond reach.
Why do we believe in dreams even though we know its just a manifestation in a sleepy state.
Why does the heart always want something beyond desire even though it knows that its is going to clog its arteries
Why do we believe in the tall specialized claims of astrologers of our future even though most predict the end of world by 2012.
Why do we all mis-conceptualize that we can succeed even though we know that calculations of probabilities is messed up with our biases

Well if u find the answers to the above questions
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mail me we will collaborate for a bestseller!
P.S. royalties negotiable

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Miss u amma

You brought me to this world
You made me your world
You taught me my first steps in the world
You heard the first words i uttered in this world
You taught more than anyone could have about this world
You would give up for me everything you have in this world
You made me everything i am today in this world
And for all these and all the other things i cant put in words
You are my world
and To me the best mother in the world
and even if we are miles apart
wherever we are I still think about you always