U better mail me the list of things u want or i will get u cheesy jonas brother stuff.
Thus one e-mail brought about a rare phone call from my DNA-sharing sister who seems to have forgotten that she had one older sibling who was born before her, and co-existed with her in the same environment for 16 yrs. I think she would maybe miss me once she got over the euphoria of being the sole point of attention, but nay whenever i call spending my precious call time minutes, u c i have to call her in the morning as any other time conflicts with her schedule all i get is her voice-mail, come on even i havent set up my voicemail yet.
But ya coming back to the conversation, " I dont want any jonas brothers stuff"... The earth shattered, the sun became dark, the universe stop.. Well figuratively. En di ena achu .. Silence. :P
Well some digging in yahoo revealed that the elder jonas brother ( There are three of them as if one isnt enough) got married and the second one is dating some one again. U might ask me how well i know this , well when u are made to watch disney channel at the age of 21 after losing remote control rights and when u find clippings from magazines stuck on ur shared shelf space and your mp3 player has mysterious uploadings that werent done by you and when u have to listen to a girl voice screaming SOS ( i came to know later that was the third jonas brother actually), you are drawn back into the world of those teenage years with raging hormones crushes and swooning and what not.
Lessons learnt in life from being an elder sister
1. Babysitting isnt as glamorous as it is made out to be in the books
2. When some one hits you with a remote your head hurts
3. Never ever get into a catfight
4. And when ur sibling is as tall as you, your wadrobe is basically hijacked
5. Skip the cartoon and disney channel phase when u r 12, u have to watch scooby doo again and the same episodes too.
6. Never ever ever ever ever go to the same school as your sister. !
7. Volunteering to take the kids out to a movie is fine , volunteering to take them to high school musical bad idea. My ears are still ringing from the screaming girls and from the guy on the screen who broke out into song every 5 minutes which incited even more of it. Even we dint scream at hrithik during kaho na pyaar hai this much.
8. When your mom and sis are having a fit of argument , never take sides , because some time or the other they are going 2 gang up together against you
9. Even if you have a queen sized bed you are bound to end up sleeping in the floor
10. Black-mailing is fun as long as you get to do it
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